I was 16 and it was summer vacation, my mothers friend needed her wood retaining wall stained, which ran around the perimiter of her house. she was recently separated and aparently he was a dick. it was extra money so why not. Pretty big yard, about 4 days work. The first day no big deal, got a lot done. The second day, before lunch, she returned from dropping her 2 daughters at their friends house. i was around back working when i saw the bathroom light turn on. from where i was i could see right in and she couldnt see me. i watched her take off her clothes and take a shower - i couldnt believe it. when she got out she was toweling off and looked up and saw me. i almost died and so did she. i was shaking like a leaf afraid that she would tell my mother. she put on her robe and called me in. she told me she was disappointed in me but then her robe sort of fell a little open. she ended up on her knees blo..... she let me f..k her.

I must admit something that may be a little corny but I would scream it from the rooftops if I could. I am in so much love with my girlfriend. I would do anything for her. Every second we're apart seem like years. She is the most beautiful creature I have ever known. And she is my bestfriend. I know that many people on this site find monogomy boring and oldfashioned. But I have to say that to be able to find one person that you can give yourself fully to, your thoughts, your time, your devotion and your love, is one of the greatest things we as humans are able to do. I love my necklace.

so i have a tongue ring and im debating over whether or not to take it out. i have a g/f and she said she's kinda gettin bored w/ it but i dont want her 2 change her mind after i take it out, but when w/ kiss its so much more without the barbell... i dunno what to do!

I bore of people really easily. Once they're no longer a challenge to me, I could care less about them. I talked here about a guy who up and disappeared on me. Well, it turns out he had a pretty viable explanation for it and now wants to see me again. I went along with it, because after all, this is what I wanted, right? Ha....hardly. Now that I know I've got him, I'm not even sure I want to go out with him again. This isn't the first time this has happened....my tolerance for people usually doesn't persist for more than a few weeks....the only reason THIS guy had my attention so much longer is because of all the shit he's been pulling (or that I THOUGHT he was anyway). This would probably explain my track record with men, and with friends as well....but what can I do? Oh, and to make matters worse, I'm always telling people I've never been Botoxed....when in reality, I have....it just didn't have as significant an effect as I'd wanted it to.

i have class at six pm mon thru thurs. today i managed to sleep untill 6:23 pm, so i just skipped class and slept some more. i went to bed about one am the night before, how could i have slept so late? this has been happening more and more. should i talk to a doctor, could there be something wrong with me?

So, i've been living with my boyfriend for about a year now. He's lovely, absolutely the kindest, warmest and most caring and doting man i've ever met. And he's mine. Of course, i can't be happy with all that... An occassional lover i had 3 years back and i have become quite good friends. Truth be told, i fell in love with him a long time ago, and have since gone through various stages of disgust, intrigue and lust. He's a total playboy, and we are very open about our sexual lives with eachother. Unfortunately, as bad as we know messing around is for our current relationships, if we are left alone together, it will happen. And it will be great, and sensual, and new and sexy. And i can't help wanting to be with this lover. I can't help knowing that i love both of these men, and want them both in my life forever. Genius, non-conventional me wants to have both of them, but i know my boyfriend would never go for that. I can't help but feel 100% polyamorous. damn it.

Hi, Ok now I suddenely find that in the last two weeks instead of losing 10 pounds i have gained 10 pounds.Another headache for me.Do things like this happen only to me or do u get screwwed up too???

I would rather trip and fall than step on an ant, I love porn, I dont smoke pot, but I want to start clipping for xtra cash. on my last day of work I stole something. I feel bad. I'm friends with my boss. I need to get laid. There.